"Multi-platform AND multi-gender! Who knew SSDs could be so accomodating?" Felipe C. wrote.

 

"This is a progress indicator from a certain Australian "Enterprise" ERP vendor. I suspect their sales guys use it to claim that their software updates over 1000% faster than their competitors," Erin D. writes.

 

Bruce W. writes, "I guess LinkedIn wants me to know that I'm not as popular as I think."

 

"According to Icinga's Round Trip Average calculation, one of our servers must have been teleported about a quarter of the way to the center of the Milky Way. The good news is that I have negative packet loss on that route. Guess the packets got bored on the way," Mike T. writes.

 

"From undefined to invalid, this bankruptcy site has it all...or is it nothing?" Pascal writes.

 

 

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