"Normally I do pretty well on the Super Quiz, but then they decided to do it in Latin," writes Mike S.

 

"Uh oh, this month's AWS costs are going to be so much higher than last month's!" Ben H. writes.

 

Amanda C. wrote, "Oh, neat, Azure has some recommendations...wait...no...'just kidding' I guess?"

 

"Here I never thought that SQL Server log space could go negative, and yet, here we are," Michael writes.

 

"I love the form factor on this motherboard, but I'm not sure what case to buy with it," Todd C. writes, "Perhaps, if it isn't working, I can just give it a little kick?"

 

Maarten C. writes, "Next time, I'll name my spreadsheets with dog puns...maybe that'll make things less ruff."

 

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