"I guess we're not allowed to thank the postal carriers?!" Brian writes.

"So, does the CPU time mean that Microsoft has been listening to every noise I have made since before I was born?" writes Shaun F.

"No problem. I will not attempt to re-use your error message without permission," wrote Alex K.

Mark B. writes, "Ah, if only we could have this in real life."

"Good work Google! Another perfect translation into German," Kolja wrote.

"I was searching for an Atmel MCU, so I naturally opened Atmel's Product Finder. I kind of wish that I didn't," writes Michael B.,

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