Melissas co-worker needed to write some Python code to kill an external process. There are some third-party modules, like psutil that can solve that problem, but companies like Initech tend to put lots of obstacles along the path of bringing third-party code into your applications.

Without third-party tools, youre stuck shelling out. Using built-in Python functions like os.system or the subprocess module. This lets you run commands like ps and kill from inside of your Python program. Its inelegant, but it works just fine. Theres certainly nothing wrong with it.

Melissas co-worker saw the inelegant solution, and said to themselves, Can I make that more ineleganter?

This code searches for every process thats a server for their application, and then kills them.

def kill_process(self):
    server_pid_count_str = ""
    server_pid_count_str = subprocess.check_output(
        "ps -e -opid,args | grep SERVER | grep " + self.server_name +
        " | sed '/grep/d' | wc -l", shell=True).strip()
    if server_pid_count_str.isdigit():
        server_pid_count = int(server_pid_count_str)
        for i in range(0, server_pid_count):
            pid_server = subprocess.check_output(
                "ps -e -opid,args | grep SERVER | grep " + 
                self.server_name + " | sed '/grep/d' | sort | head -1 | tail -1 | awk '{print $1}'", 
                shell=True).strip()
            if pid_server.isdigit():
                subprocess.check_call("kill -9 " + pid_server, shell=True)

Look at that thing of beauty. It counts the number of server processes using wc -l, then it does a for-loop that number of times. Inside the for-loop, it calls out to ps again, but this time it sorts the results and passes them through head -1 | tail -1 to get a single line, which it then picks the PID out of to kill. Also, I dont know where the variable self.server_name gets its value from, but I hope its not from some external source, because the use of shell=True makes this vulnerable to shell injection.

http://thedailywtf.com/articles/hero-on-the-half-shell