"Figures. A suggestion devoid of meaning," writes Blake R..

"I guess since I am an Avis First member I am eligible for free upgrades?" wrote Ryan, "Or maybe they are just reminding me that you never really get the class of vehicle you reserve."

Gordon writes, "Always bound, maybe, but I sure can't find those keys."

Ali B. writes, "What is this? Some kind of code custody dispute?"

"I went onto Argos' website but, unfortunately, they didn't have anything that I was looking for," Luke G. wrote.

"According to Equifax, I have been building my credit history for a lonnnnnnnng time," Michael P. wrote.

"Worst of all, if my name wasn't 'good enough,' I don't even know how long it should be," Quentin G. "I better not pick 'other' else the consequences might be a bit harsh!"

"Sorry, Avast, I have to disagree. In fact, I'm pretty sure that I have plenty of time," German E. writes.

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