It’s not a good week to be Prince Andrew. (Was it ever?)

Billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged under-age sex ring “madam” has stabbed him in the back, spilling the beans about the Prince's romps with sex slaves.

He’s under guard by his own security team, with orders from the Queen to stop him fleeing the country.

As if that isn't bad enough, he’s being hunted by the assassins who murdered Epstein - and if they can break into a New York jail and kill Epstein behind locked steel doors, you know they’re good.

At least, that’s all according to this week’s highly dubious tabloids, which have clearly concluded that when it comes to royal scandals, Prince Andrew is low-hanging fruit.

For centuries the British Royal Family has indulged in behavior that would have provided ample juicy fodder for today’s scandal-hungry tabloids.

Henry VIII’s predilection for serial marriage and decapitating wives, the murder of the princes in the tower to secure the throne for Richard III, the execution of Charles I, the multiple mistresses of Charles II, and Edward VIII relinquishing the crown for love - all would have grabbed the front page of America’s supermarket tabloids, if only supermarkets (and America) had existed back in the day.

So it’s no surprise that this week’s tawdry tabloids are packed with fresh royal scandal.

“Prince Andrew Hunted By Epstein Killers!” screams the cover of the ‘National Enquirer,’ promising to reveal “What he knows and who wants him dead!”

While Federal prosecutors pursue a reluctant Andrew to submit to questioning, the ‘Enquirer’ reports that the 60-year-old royal has been “marked for death - after declaring he’s willing to give evidence against deceased pedophile Jeffrey Epstein!” Read the rest

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