After enjoying the random startup company website generator, I remembered that I'd made something similar for Wired 8 years ago. Please enjoy, once again, the random startup announcement generator. Refresh the page to pivot!

This built on the work of various "internet bullshit" generators going around in the mid-oughts. They were a thing.

http://feeds.boingboing.net/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/Azav0hFtQyE/random-startup-announcement-ge.html