"Lots of white disco boots. New in boxes. 36 pairs to a crate. Maybe 10 crates. Use scissors to turn them into white stylish shoes. Have a wedding with 360 bridesmaids." Don't ever change, Craigslist. [HT: Dean Putney]

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