Hailey Baldwin has a very important job this week, and thats to watch Million Dollar Baby, Rocky, and any number of other underdog fight movies, and learn how to say the words, Dont do it, youll never win! while pounding her fists into his chest. Because it sounds like Justin Bieber really wants to fight [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/20/justin-bieber-really-does-want-to-fight-tom-cruise-after-all/

Maybe 2019 will finally be Princess Beatrice’s year. People reports that Michael K’s 5th favorite royal (after Prince Hot Ginge, THE QUEEN, Susan the Corgi and The Original Fergie) is “completely head over heels in love” for the first time since breaking up with her previous boyfriend of 10 years in 2016. Bea’s new beau [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/20/princess-beatrice-is-head-over-heels-in-love-with-her-boyfriend/

It was announced last month that a Taco Bell-themed resort was going to be a real thing. Well, Taco Bell is actually going through with it. And if you want to contribute to the shut down of the Palm Springs sewer system this summer, Ill tell you how you can make that happen. BuzzFeed says that starting [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/20/open-post-hosted-by-a-look-at-the-taco-bell-resort-in-palm-springs/

Britney Spears Instagram account is the gift that keeps on giving, if youre the type of person who loves first-person confessionals about highlights (as seen above), closet tours, and copious amounts of rock-hard abs in rolled-down shorts. But to some, its a thinly-veiled cry for help from a pop star held hostage. And fans have [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/20/britney-spears-rep-says-no-one-is-secretly-controlling-her-instagram-accounts-comments/

Now, I try to avoid sporting events starring children at all costs, because it brings together three things I dont want to be around: sports, competing children, and batshit insane overbearing parents. But this story has made me change my mind, because I didnt know until this video came along that my new favorite pastime [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/20/oh-just-a-wreck-of-a-brawl-between-parents-at-a-childrens-baseball-game/

Pride parades and events are meant to commemorate the gay struggle, our ongoing fight for rights, and show how we no longer (ish) need to hide ourselves for just being who we are. But its kind of turned into something more money-grubbing and capitalist. As most things end up. Well, Lady Bunny wants us to [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/20/lady-bunny-says-pride-month-has-become-too-corporate/

This week started out with Jennifer Lopez saying that her first two marriages didnt really count. Now the Today show is following suit and saying that flashing sex toy giver and over-all giver of the creeps, Matt Lauer, is being erased from their history (which is hard to do because he was basically the face of the show [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/20/the-today-show-cut-matt-lauer-from-their-25-year-montage/

What we absolutely don’t need is yet another remake of a movie from the 80s with a plot that’s nothing more than a sight gag that’s been stretched out on the rack for 147 excruciating minutes. We don’t need it, we don’t want it, and for the love of cinema, please make it stop. Now [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/20/jason-momoa-is-absolutely-down-for-a-remake-of-twins-co-starring-peter-dinklage/

Yesterday Meghan McCain and Joy Behar made everyone forget about Whoopis latest victim-blaming whoopsie when the topic around the table turned to Donald Trump. If you know how much Joy hates Trump and how much Meghan loves playing Republicans advocate, then you know exactly where this is going. Trump held a 2020 campaign rally in [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/20/meghan-mccain-hissed-the-word-bitch-at-joy-behar-on-the-view/

Last week,  Cuba Gooding Jr. found himself in another mess when he allegedly murdered his ex-wife and her new lover–Oh wait, sorry, no–No, he allegedly groped someone. Sorry, no the alleged murder was the other guy. Cuba is just channeling that O.J. Simpson give-no-fucks-about-crime energy hard. Blurring the lines, you know? And now hes really not giving a [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/20/cuba-gooding-jr-was-ranting-about-his-groping-scandal-while-in-a-hotel-bar/

Hmm& I guess if you want to summon the ghost of Whitney Houston so she can Hell To The No you in the face with her favorite slappin hand, butcher The Greatest Love Of All outside of a karaoke bar, like Jake Gyllenhaal and James Corden did  Towleroad The trailer for the third season [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/19/night-crumbs-1273/

The picture above is a still from an old interview conducted between NXIVM founder and sex cult leader Keith Raniere and his former #1 student/recruiter/branding iron holder Allison Mack. After today, the only interviews hell be giving will be through two-way glass, because a Brooklyn jury just found Keith guilty of everything. The New York [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/19/nxivm-founder-keith-raniere-has-been-found-guilty-on-all-counts-of-running-a-sex-cult/

Tony Robbins is out here trying to feed the hungry and free the slaves but all BuzzFeed News seems to care about are his unorthodox teaching methods which may or may not include alleged groping, unwanted sexual advances, and showing his dong to female employees. Now Tony’s facing claims that he punishes followers who fail [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/19/tony-robbins-makes-his-followers-drink-a-gross-shot-as-punishment-for-being-losers/

Legend has it that one time when Tommy Lee was vacationing in Vancouver, the 460-foot  Capilano Suspension Bridge collapsed, leaving many people unable to get to the other side. Tommy simply shrugged, pulled out his life-saving dick, lassod it to the other side, and accepted warm hugs of gratitude from the people who safely got [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/19/tommy-lee-brags-that-his-wife-is-totally-organic/

The Hills: New Beginnings (And SANS Lauren Conrad) is coming out next week, and so MTV put out the opening credits, and theyve ruined the one thing about the show which aged well: Natasha Bedingfields 2004-hit Unwritten. The revival, or whatever theyre calling this, stars everyone from the original one who really needs a check: Whitney Port, [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/19/open-post-hosted-by-opening-of-the-hills-new-beginnings/

Its been sixteen months since Jennifer Aniston called it quits with her possibly-not-legal second husband Justin Theroux. Since then, Jen has been single. If you ask any one of the tabloids why shes single, theyll probably roll their eyes and tell you thats just what Jen wants you to believe to throw you off the [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/19/jennifer-aniston-is-too-busy-to-be-dating-right-now/

People are bringing large tubs of mayonnaise to sporting events and eating what they want you to think is mayonnaise out of said tub. Presumably as a prank or to get attention on social media. And honestly, I dont know much about sports but it feels disrespectful to mayonnaise. Mayonnaise is meant to be enjoyed [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/19/people-are-eating-tubs-of-mayonnaise-at-sporting-events-for-twitter-fame/

I know thats the title of the book the film is based on, but it could also double as the store where they bought those hats. It looks like three out of four of the March sisters stole their hats off American Girl dolls? Perhaps this question will be answered when Greta Gerwigs version of [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/19/heres-the-first-look-at-greta-gerwigs-little-women/

Meet Cristina Szeifert; artist, life coach, model, clinical psychologist, influencer, entrepreneur, and Tony Robbins acolyte. Emphasis on artist. It’s her PASSION! Not only is Cristina living her best life, the Romanian born renaissance woman has dedicated herself to helping others live theirs. Yet in this age of cynicism and rancor, Cristina’s manifold talents have recently [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/19/a-romanian-influencer-responded-to-claims-that-she-doesnt-paint-her-own-works/

The Hollywood Reporter says that not everyone is mad about Robert Pattinson being cast as Batman in The Batman. It was announced he got the role and like all things on the internet these days, people were divided. Well it seems like Batman-devotees who found Robert to be too much of a teeny-bopper really underestimated the sway [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/19/young-people-are-into-the-idea-of-rbattz/

Before I even watched the teaser trailer for Showtimes On Becoming A God In Central Florida starring Kirsten Dunst, it already had me for four reasons: Florida, the 90s, pyramid schemes, and Beth Ditto. And when I watched it, it had all of me thanks to Alexander Skarsgards loins-destorying mullet of hotness   Jezebel [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/18/night-crumbs-1272/

Uber clearly wasnt happy enough killing the taxi industry, theyre now killing the getaway car industry! Poor Baby Driver  I guess theres always meals on wheels. The only thing is, the Uber driver in this story wasnt even aware they were transporting a criminal when they made a pit stop at a Long Island [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/18/a-long-island-man-allegedly-used-an-uber-as-a-getaway-car-after-robbing-a-dunkin/

Even though Duchess Meghan wasn’t there to scream “move your bloomin’ ass” from the stands or make some other gauche faux pas like she did at Trooping The Colour, there was still plenty of excitement to be had at the opening day of the Royal Ascot horse race. The annual event which, according to People [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/18/the-royals-spent-the-day-at-the-royal-ascot-races/

When the news broke yesterday that legendary socialite, heiress, and denim designer Gloria Vanderbilt had died at the age of 95, Im sure most people might have said something like, Poor Anderson Cooper, my thoughts are with him at this time. And Im sure there was a much smaller percentage of people whose thoughts turn [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/18/anderson-cooper-will-not-inherit-his-late-mothers-estate/

Would you rather jet off to Spain with your hot husband for a wedding that is crawling with football hunks and has a top shelf open bar, or stay home to go to a loud ass concert just to say “hi” to your annoying ex-coworkers? Anybody picking the latter has something wrong with their brain. [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/18/mel-b-was-upset-that-victoria-beckham-didnt-come-to-the-final-spice-girls-concert/

Weve all made the mistake of hearing a Mariah Carey song and thinking, Is that actually Mariah Carey or is it two-time Nobel Peace Prize recipient Marie Curie? Marie Curie is the physicist best known for discovering radioactive elements polonium and radium and being the only person to win a Nobel Peace Prize in two [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/18/open-post-hosted-by-the-marie-curie-cake-that-was-supposed-to-be-a-mariah-carey-cake/

48-year-olds Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos may not be as spry as they were in their twenties, but dont think that means theyve stopped fucking. Far from it. Mark filled in for Ryan Seacrest on Live! With Kelly And Ryan and boy did they have a Fathers Day story for us that Im sure Kelly was oozing with happiness to [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/18/kelly-ripa-and-mark-consuelos-18-year-old-daughter-walked-in-on-them-getting-it-on/

For those of you who arent part of Bachelor nation, the fellow above isnt the result of scientists trying to make Michael Bubl'e look even more like a generic white guy. Its Colton Underwood, the virgin bachelor from The Bachelor. And during MTV Movie & TV Awards, which aired last night, Colton won a golden [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/18/lindsay-lohan-was-robbed-at-the-mtv-movie-tv-awards/

So I heard that Bella Hadid had pissed off her Middle Eastern fans and I was curious as to why. I wondered what she could have done as a model to offend them and immediately pictured her posing in some kind of hijab/thong-bikini combo while dry humping on the Quran (Lindsay Lohan is probably doing that [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/18/bella-hadid-apologized-to-the-middle-east-for-an-instagram-post/

Move over lonely, miserable Jennifer Aniston tabloid storylines as a new (even sadder!) Jennifer Aniston storyline is happening. Jennifer Aniston was supposed to be a princess of Britain! A new book is claiming Prince Harry wanted Jennifer Aniston to be his forever princess, but she couldnt get past the 16 year age difference. This is what happens when [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/18/prince-harry-reportedly-wanted-to-make-jennifer-aniston-a-princess/