Last Boy Scout (DVD)


-It just happened.

-Sure, I know. It just happened. It could happen to anybody.
An accident. You tripped and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife.
"Oops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."



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- Why didn't you say something?
- Say what? "Fuck you, Sarah"?
- Anything to get a rise out of you. "You're a lying bitch, Sarah, " or "I'll spit in your face."
- Want me to spit on you?
- It would show you had pride.
- Fresh out, honey.
- Fuck you, Joe. You're never around. I was lonely!
- Buy a dog.
...
- I'm not the one who hates you. You're the one who hates you.
- And I get to live with myself 24 hours a day.

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- Leather pants. What's something like that run?
- 650.
- 650 dollars? They're pants? You wear them? They don't have
a TV in them? I am very old.