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Fuck my life

, 16 2009 . 14:26 +
- Benny Page - Battlefield (Feat MC Spyda)

 

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML 

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly ressembled the sounds my wife makes in bed. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML

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People of Walmart

, 15 2009 . 23:17 +

Darren Hayes : http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ ("I'll leave you with this site while I go burn off some calories. This site scares me").

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