This includes discreet billing when you use EFTPOS or credit card. Overall, it’s a friendly and relaxed brothel with some nice and attractive rooms including spa facilities and a great selection of women offering good service. Image via Boardroom.The Boardroom has a private club atmosphere with leather lounges, mahogany suites and – most importantly – some of Melbourne’s most dazzling girls.
Now I began my walk carefully looking around to make sure no one saw me go in. With that completed, I got into my car and started the short drive to 55 Park Street South Melbourne. Before long, I was turning into the street and looking for number 55. As I looked for the number, I wondered what the front of the brothel would look like. Would it have red lights on it with large numbers to identify it.



The next problem was what should I wear when I visit the brothel today. It’s not like I could ask my girlfriend for any advice. I could just see it now…” Babe should I wear my blue jumper or a shirt and tie when I visit the brothel today? ” Nevertheless, I found it strange that I would fuss so much over what to wear but I guess I wanted to make a good impression.
An upscale brothel in the trendy neighbourhood of Collingwood, this venue is open to individuals, couples, groups and functions (with plenty of advance notice!). It is a discreet venue with side entrance and car park plus private waiting rooms to avoid those awkward moments of running into someone you know. I now paid the other half of the money to Alexis for the service and with the transaction complete I was asked to participate in a very quick health inspection and then take a shower. Even though I already had one shower that morning, who was I to argue with the procedure.

Also known as Club 122, Tender Touch is a well-established brothel just 5 minutes outside the city and a popular venue of choice for punters at the Crown Casino. Image via Google Maps.The welcome you will receive is friendly but professional and all guests can have a private waiting room to be introduced to their girls . Full service fees are currently starting at $130 for 30 minutes. First established as ‘Sweet Secrets’ in the 1980s, Westminster Secrets is a busy brothel in the south-west suburbs of Melbourne. As well as full serviced, you can get a relaxing massage service here as well as fantasy and roleplay plus the usual extras.
There is a list online of the ladies working at Ultimate Magic but photos aren’t up to date and there is no roster information available. With a spacious waiting lounge and private meeting rooms, you can select from a stunning line-up of around 6-12 ladies before heading off to one of their 6 plush rooms. The ladies come from a mixed background and you might find Asian, Aussies or Europeans covering a range of ages, shapes, types and sizes. Image via Google Maps.There is private and secure on-site parking with discreet waiting rooms for guests and comfortable rooms.

Take this as your warning….they should be shut down and based on what took place I don’t think this is too far away from happening…. Springvale brothel with 6 rooms and a spa available on request. There is another famous best value brothel in the southern suburb. A brothel whose USP is to put on live sex shows, Southern Comfort International certainly knows how to bring lively punters to the door. Also known as Red17, the Red Lantern brothel in Dandenong has an all Asian line-up featuring women from across Singapore, China, Korea, Thailand, India and beyond.
After a few minutes I would return to the room and lower my client onto the bed whereby we would get down to pleasure. Once I had applied my make up and finished getting dressed, I was ready to join the other ladies meeting clients who would come in. On average I would see between 6-8 clients per night and I would work 4 shifts per week.

The girls themselves are pot-luck if the website is anything to go by as there are no photos or roster available to view. Current rates for full service start at $100 for 20 minutes. The ladies are melbourne brothel a mix of local girls and overseas courtesans with some being from Asia and some from Europe. A full roster of girls is available to view online and is kept updated with the different daily shifts.
Each room has a shower, and rates start at $90 for the minimum 20-minute session. The typical rates are for a standard full-service but they can offer a range of extras including a popular ‘Twin Service’ or ‘Bi-Twin Service’. A modern commercial brothel in an industrial part of Somerton, Studio Honeys is a smart and contemporary full-service venue. They have 8 climate-controlled rooms and 4 spa suites with 2 larger rooms available for double the fun.
There is no website here but reviews we could find suggest that the service here is a little inconsistent with a high turnover of staff. A purpose-built luxury ‘bordello’, formerly known as Southside X no expense has been spared to give this venue an aura of elegance with high class ladies working inside. Also known as Moonlight Babes, the Moon Club in Dandenong South is a reasonably popular brothel with an international cast of ladies to choose from. The girls at Masquerades Asian brothel in Melbourne come in many shades of lovely.