With no website, we can’t attest to the quality of the current line-up at Octopuses and recent reviews suggest that service here can be a bit hit and miss with consistency being an issue. Facilities are deemed to be clean but basic judging by recent comments available online but if you know more then please let us know. Advertising itself as one of Melbourne’s most luxurious brothels, Ultimate Magic is more of a four star bordello than a five star one.
Adult venue in East Melbourne mainly served by Chinese and Korean girls. Each room has a shower, and rates start at $90 for the minimum 20-minute session. A modern commercial brothel in an industrial part of Somerton, Studio Honeys is a smart and contemporary full-service venue. They have 8 climate-controlled rooms and 4 spa suites with 2 larger rooms available for double the fun.



The Red Door Seaford proudly boasts the classiest ladies in Frankston, Mornington & South East Melbourne. Our clean, established & well maintained brothel provides the ultimate in seduction. We are an upscale Brothel in the hip area of Collingwood Melbourne where discretion and mood will play a central role in your hunt for sexual satisfaction day or night.
The receptionist was extremely friendly but had that school principal look about her so subconsciously I was on my best behaviour. A small Asian brothel close to Melbourne Colosseum, Treasure brothel Topes is known more for erotic massage but does provide full service. Not much is known about the prices, ladies or standards here nor could we find any information on opening hours.

They were formerly known as Merlins, one of the North Shore area’s most well known brothels and retain a good reputation for standards. A purpose-built adult relaxation centre in Coburg North, 26 Hocking has been in business since 1998. They have 6 large private rooms plus spa facilities and a party room.
They run a generous membership programme to reward customer loyalty with great discounts, offers and promotions; check with reception for full details. One of the busiest brothels in Melbourne, the Top of The Town is wedged near the heart of Kings Cross, only 150 meters across from the Yarra River and Crown Casino. It is served by up to 25 girls at a time on Fridays and weekends.

Having been established for over 30 years, The Main Course has established a reputation for its friendly service and great prices that has consistently kept the clients coming back for more. We are renowned for the diverse range of ladies we have available that ensures all tastes are catered for. It’s well known that the girls that work here love working here and this is the reason we have so many satisfied and happy clients. Image via Google Maps.They are also a pretty mysterious one and their website gives nothing away, including details of ladies available, rates or photographs. However, we can find some reviews of service and these suggest that the girls are sexy and the experiences were worthwhile. Overall, it’s a friendly and relaxed brothel with some nice and attractive rooms including spa facilities and a great selection of women offering good service.
By supporting legal brothels you are supporting the fight against sexual slavery. Club Hallam is a private & legitimately legal brothel ideally positioned in a discreet location. Discretion and client privacy is paramount and a huge priority. We have 18 spacious private rooms, as well as spa suites, and a smokers lounge.
Meeko has a pretty face, a slender body with a good pair of ample assets. She also has a few maneuvers that were a little surprising and enjoyably. The next time I am out that way and Meeko is on roster, I am definitely going back to the Blue Krystal.