"Есть мнение, что все это часть очень тонкого троллинга Икари Гэндо, который троллил Киля Лоренца, троллившего Табриса, и в конце концов, Гэндо как тролль настолько тонок (суров), что в итоге троллил сам себя".
Понедельник, 17 Декабря 2012 г. 00:34
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Plankton: You could say we're friends, right?
SpongeBob: Um, no.
Plankton: Acquaintences?
SpongeBob: No.
Plankton: Well, we're both invertebrates, right?
SpongeBob: I guess so.
Plankton: You see? Everything works out. I have something for you. I've been keeping it in my secret compartment.
[Reaches behind his back and pulls out a spatula]
Plankton: Ching! Sparkle sparkle!
SpongeBob: Wow! A golden spatula! It's even got my name on it.
Plankton: It's a gift. A gift from a friend. Friends give each other gifts. And tomorrow's my birhtday. And do you know what I like more than anything in the whole world?
SpongeBob: A booster seat?
Plankton: Booster seat? Hot dog!... I mean, no. What I want for my birthday from you, my friend is one of those tender... delicious... mouth-watering... Krabby Patties.
SpongeBob: [Gasp] You just want to be friends so you can get your hands on the Krabby Patty. And I bet it's not even your birhtday tomorrow.
Plankton: Gee, and I thought you were stupid.
Squidward: Has it ever crossed your mind that you might be getting all worked up over nothing?
SpongeBob: Squidward, when have I ever been known to over-react?
[flashback]
Squidward! We're out of napkins! [screams] Out of napkins!
[another flashback to SpongeBob banging on Squidward's door]
Squidward! I accidentally removed the "Do Not Remove by Penalty of Law" tag on my mattress! Hide me. Hide me.
[another flashback]
Squidward! Squidward! I've gone blind. [Squidward turns on lights] Oh. Thanks, Squidward.
[back to present]
Squidward: SpongeBob, you always over-react to everything. One of your many annoying traits.
SpongeBob: [gasps] Me? Annoying? [annoying laughter. Squidward growls] You're right.