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Fish in thick tomato sauce

Swims in happy comatose

Only me, pathetic wimp,

Have no fucking place to swim.





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Starlet's fallen from the heavens

Right into my boyfriend's briefs,

I don't mind his roasted penis

If it helps us live in peace.



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outside it's cold and snowy.

But his dick is up and running

just in case if something's coming.





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Nick is sitting at the door,

Neither dancing, singing nor,

He is sitting, deaf and dumb,

Thinking only "Whom to hump?"

Little Nickie is very sad:

doesn't want to ride moped,

doesn't want to ride his horse

wants to have an intercourse.





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Down the river drifts an axe

From the town of Byron.

Let it float by itself-

Fucking piece of iron!!!



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Train is speeding from Tambov

Tailgate lights are on and off,

Girls aboard would - what the heck! -

Fuck their way through ticket check



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Don't get married, silly!

Morning comes - your boobs aside,

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I am dragging to the bushes

this would-soon-be-legend.

Kinda shy of fucking here

Queen of Beauty Pageant...



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Everything is going down - not enough prosperity,

There are things to care about - fucking has priority.



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Time has shifted for an hour - what a mess on globe

Dick was hard before wakeup, now it's up at work.
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