I understand why some traffic cops wear bullet proof vests. This is not to burst the breech belly shape.

- What is it, kids? Why do not you play, such as sit frowning? - We play in adults.

Wow, what a big difference between "light head" and "Blonde."

I hate people who keep dogs. They are - cowards who have the guts to bite people themselves. August Strindberg

The search for happiness - one of the main sources of unhappiness. Eric Hoffer

Worst of all Ethiopian children to smoke pot.

Influenza - it's no joke! Chickens are dying from it.

American: - If you're so smart, why are you so poor? Russian: - If you're so rich, why are you so stupid?