I need a girl that's clean to bring home to my mom,
and one that's got legs that are open and long.
One that thinks I'm right, one knows that I'm wrong,
One that always fights and throws my clothes on the lawn.
One that does laundry and cooks food in the kitchen,
One that says she's sorry and one just doesn't listen.
This girl wears makeup and that girl's plain,
this girl is great but that girl's insane