People who know - Mayomorphoses is back. People who don't know - Mayomorphoses IS.

NOTE:

1. In the while that I was away from my mind, Mayomorphoses has evolved considerably. The basic story is still the same, but there are some differences in the storyline.

2. Many events in the story I have pulled out of my butt sucked out of my finger. I, for one, think they have some basis in fact - but let's just say, for arguement's sake, that they are completely fictional.

3. Likewise, the dates have been pulled out of my butt as well.

4. The title "Mayomorphoses" makes no sense - but it doesn't have to.

5. NOBODY ESCAPES THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

Thank you for your attention.