These are the alternative titles for Queen singles of the 70s, in chronological order - only A'sides.

1) Do As I Do (The Story of My Life)
2) F--k You!
3) Seven Seas of Rye (I Told you I Don't Have Oedipus Complex!)
4) The Rich Whore
5) Down In the City (Orgy With Members of Mott the Hoople)
6) The Praise to Galileo (And a Bunch of Homosexual Melodies Compiled Into a Song of Almost Six Minutes)
7) To My Dear Wife, Who to Me Is No More Than Just a Friend With Sexual Benefits (Oh Crap, She's Pregnant)
8) Some Body to F--k (Мальчик или Девочка - Какая в Жопу Разница?)
9) Kill Your Family and F--k Me
10) F--king Japs (Miraculously We Did Not Hire a Transsexuallator for This Song)
11) Look Ma, No Condoms! (The Way I Dreamt to Be Seduced)
12) Twelve F--king Strings
13) We Are the Champions (Of Seduction)
14) My Advice to My Recent Homosexual Lover Named Sammy
15) Brian May Predicts the Future (Six F--king Minutes and Also Twenty-Two Seconds)
16) I Lust Fat Women (They Are So Heavy That the World Rocks Under Their Feet)
17) I'm Having Such A Good Time (I Don't Want to Go to Drug Rehabitation Centre)
18) The Song in Which Our Bassist Made Mistakes But We Released It Anyway Because We Suck at Editing
19) The Song In Which I Brag of My Bilinguality (Arabic F--king Language)
20) The Way that Our Bassist Feels About Our Drummer (And Also the Way Our Vocalist Feels About Our Bassist)
21) We Need Condoms on the Back Seat of the Car (Steam Hot Crazy)