1) Don't Misfire (I Want You to F--k Me)
2) To My Dear Wife, Who to Me Is No More Than Just a Friend With Sexual Benefits (Oh Crap, She's Pregnant)
3) Tomorrow We'll Have Sex Again (We'll Be Happy)
4) My Advice to My Recent Homosexual Lover Named Sammy
5) I Don't Like Having Sex With You
6) F--k Them, Let's Get Pissed
7) A Week Away From My Wife And Already I Am Cheating On Her With a Woman (What About My Homosexuality? Oh Well, I Deserve Some Extra-Marital Sex, Besides It's Easier to Do With Women)
8) Another One Wipes the Dust (How I Liked to Exploit My Other Homosexual Lover, Whose Name Was Steve Who Walked Wearily Down the Street With the Brim Pulled Way Down Low, Which Is Quite Unfortunate, He Always Misfired, So Eventually I Left Him)
9) I Really Am On Fire Tonight So Please Don't Leave Me Because My Sexy British Body Just Needs You One More Tiem, And Then You Can Piss Off
10) Fat Chance I Have Of Making the Romance (The Way I Argued My Way Out of a Divorce)
11) I Want to F--k Roger Taylor (I Can't Get Used to Living Without You, Roger)
12) I Really Really REALLY Love Roger Taylor (I F--king Love You, Roger)
13) Oh F--k, It's That Song Again (The Song in Which I Had to Repeat Verses Because Otherwise It Would Have Been Too Short)