The best way to get one's anger out is to write fake notes to all the people she hates, in which she tells people what she really thinks of them, and then not send them the notes. So, here I go...



Dear Mrs. Hairy-Nipples (Whatever your name actually is),

You are a fucking lesbo and I hate you. Go fuck a woman, bitch.

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Dear Brett,
Fuck you! That's all I have to say for rejecting me, motherfucker. When you have no bitch to fuck, don't crawl to me begging for me to forgive you, fucker, for I am over you! Never again is a man going to get my love without deserving it first!

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Dear Ashley,
FUCK YOU!!! You are a fucking text messanging slut, you piece of shit, go suck a fucking cock, and I'll make sure he cums in your face, BITCH!

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Dear Mr. Morrison,
You are a motherfucking cheerleader, your jokes are not funny, and you suck in every aspect. You are not only a pedophile but also a gay homosexual, and I HATE YOU! Go fuck a man, if any man in his sober mind will have you, motherfucker!

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Dear Alexandra,
You are a bitch and also a poser who has no mind of her own because your body fat dissolved what little intelligence you had at birth. Fucking bitch, you Ashley's-friend-wannabe, don't you accuse me of lesbianity, you fat slut.

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Dear David,
I am only pretending to be your friend because I feel sorry for your parents; in fact, you are stupid beyond belief and the only two things you ever think about are sex and oral sex. Go masturbate with your cheerleader-magazine, дрочила; I hate the look of you.

P.S. Getting that haircut was the biggest mistake of your life. Making you was the biggest mistake of your parents' lives.

P.S.S. I am fucking sick of being so nice to you all the time. I HATE YOU!!!!

Whoo, that felt liberating...