Music - Queen - Staying Power
Current mood - I fell sick, plus pissed at Amy for waking me up with a phone call last night

I made this!!!!! On this website, something like planearium.de.... fans would understand what this is, I think - for the similarity is remarkable, if I may say so myself (not to brag or anything).

NOTE: on the second one, John Deacon has a guitar and not a bass guitar because the bass guitars that the character-maker had were of incorrect shapes and colours; anyway, I still hope it's BLATANTLY obvious that I meant a bass guitar.

CONDITIONER is a wonderful invention! While the relative humidity outside is a whopping 93%, making it appear hot as hell (and making one feel as if he is breathing water), inside it is nice and cooooooool.... ^^ Thank God for air conditioning (I'm an atheist, but whatever!)!!!

P. S. The only drawback is that it's really cold. Oh, plus it costs a lot.

P. S .S.

В колонках играет - Queen - One Night Stand, Episode # 2
Настроение сейчас - I scream, you scream, we scream for GAY PORN!!!

Isn't rain lovely?

Using my own (crappy) sense of humour, I devised a list of alternative names for the songs written (exclusively; i.e. collaborations do not count) by John Deacon. This list is in chronological order and in order that songs appear on albums, in case there is more than one Deacon song per album.

1) I Like That Erection
2) This Song Is About My Wife (My First Song Without Sexual Innuendo)
3) One Night Stand
4) Get the Hell Outta Here (My Second Attempt at Writing Without Sexual Innuendo)
5) I Don't Like to Be Sexually Harrassed by Women Because It Makes Me Feel Inferior
6) Fuck Them, Let's Get Pissed
7) One Night Stand, Episode # 2
8) Die, Fucker!
9) I Need You (Only Because I Don't Like to Masturbate)
10) Keep Your Fucking Voice Down (Now everyone Will Think I Wrote This after a Dispute with My wife)
11) I Want to Have Sex (The Song of the Homosexual)
12) The Song About How Much I Love Roger Taylor
13) I Was AIDS Tested And They Didn't Find Anything

I simply could not resist the temptation of doing this in Photoshop... one has to be a Russian Queen fan to truly grasp the intended humour.
For the stupid: It says, "What oral sex?!"

I got three new readers in the past two days. Wow! Well, welcome, leo_girl649! Make yourself at home!

For as long as I live, I will never understand life's most often occuring paradox - how can a person BE PART OF A GROUP yet still remain an INDIVIDUAL? Emos, for example. Their unofficial slogan is - "We are nonconformists". Ha! Don't [explicit deleted] with my brain, honey - YOU ARE ALL ALIKE. They are happy about being pathetic little persons; but they always make a claim to uniqueness. That claim unites them, thus cancelling out that uniqueness. They're not unique, they're stupid. Who would purposefully do what they do? Ew.

Of course there were no drugs or alcoholic drinks at Josie's party. It's Josie! She's a nerd (though for a nerd, she has a lot of friends; or maybe that's because our school has a lot of nerds).

Often, you know that you spent your time well, but when they ask you exactly how, you think, да хрен его знает! It's the same thing. The only thing I can say is that I drank enough soda to upchuck a brook of considerable size. And I was the youngest high-schooler there. And we were in a really hot jacuzzi, from which water was, for some reason, going out, so we were crammed together at the bottom. And we played this game where someone names an action and whoever has done it once in his or her life has to bend a finger (when one has both fists closed, he or she is out of the game), I forgot what the game was called.

I had a dream this night that that Polish kid (forgot his name) gave me a party invitation to his (hypothetical) girlfriend's party, to which I could only go if I handed him a two-page essay (ha!). Naturally I though he was kidding - but it doesn't matter, because I woke up before the party anyway. Whatever.

P.S. I would like to welcome to my diary my new reader http://www.liveinternet.ru/users/lovely_freedom/; thank you!

P. S. S. Dylan was not there!!!! Yesssssss!!!! But Chris was... but only for a short while!!!!

Today the loser that I am is going to a party! Yes, I got invited somewhere! It's a senior's party, and about 40-50 people are going to be there (unfortunately including that freak of nature Dylan Whatever-His-Last-Name-Is, who always comes into a conversation I have with someone else which is completely unrelated to him or his life just to make a stupid commentabout me because he supposedly hates me so much. The guy is a lunatic - I can't believe I'm saying this, but nobody likes him), most of the Starkins club included (no Chris, thank God, or he would have ruined the fiesta with his talks of Easrth science, with which he is obsessed) (by the way now I can call Ms. Starkins "Starks" because I am no longer her student).

It's supposed to be a pool party, but I just don't see how the [explicit deleted] we are going to be in water at a maximum of 25° C, it's just surreal. I doubt I will spend much time in water though.

As a matter of fact, there are TWO parties today that I was invited to - Jessica's, and, well, Jessica's (Josie's). But I can't go to Jessica's party because I'm going to Josie's party - which is such a shame! i wish I had a time-turner or something, so that I could go to both parties!! I'm really sorry that I can't go to both parties... I tried to convince my parents to let me, but well, the way that they are, they said to pick just one party - and since it's Josie's graduation party and I'm never going to see her again...

By law of averages, if at first I am incredibly unpopular and go to no parties at all (as was the cse in ninth grade), then later I should be flooded with invitations. Is the law of averages true? Well, so far it is. The problem is - even if the law of averages IS true, would I really be able to go to that many parties, considering all of my future commitments? I doubt it. But it's the invitations that count.

English - A-

Geometry - A-

Child care - A+

History - B-

Science - B+

French - A

This always happens for some strange reason... I worry and I worry and end up doing just fine

I have an awful premonition that my marks on the following exams shall be less than satisfactory:

English (didn't finish it)
Geometry (barely finished it)
Gym (definetly, I probably failed it)
History (the test was a killer, I imagine having received around a B- or C+; I didn't even finish it)

I know that I passed

Child care (EVERYONE gets a good grade in Child Care)
French (I got an A!!!!)
Science (B+... had I finished it I would have had an A!)

So my life sucks.... but hallelujah! Tomorrow is the last day of school!

I know I should be studying for exams, but.... The internet is just SO addicting! It's a pity, though, that the spellchecker here does not recognise English (maybe because of the difference between British and American Englishes?), because I'm afraid I might be making typos as I always do, and not having a clue about them.

Yesterday, I added two songs... Both havee homosexual lyrics in them: Robbie Williams sings that "and all the handsome men are gay" (which is true, to an extent; maybe Brett could be a homosexual, might be the reason why the motherfucker rejected me, bitch), and John Deacon wrote the lyrics of "...your gun is loaded and pointing my way, there's only one bullet so don't delay, got to time it right, fire me though the night..." If that's not gay sexual innuendo, then shoot me, because I swear that this song is not ONLY about guns.

Also, I began writing a book recently - am on the second chapter right now. I have no idea what to call it; for now, I am thinking of The Smart, the Brave, and the Jewish, but that mightchange to The Prequel to the Sequel or Life of One Weird Group. But really, who cares about the title? It's the context that truly matters. I could even call it I Could Not Think of a Name But This Is a Good Book Anyway and pass it off as that.

And the history exam is waiting for me first thing on Monday... And I haven't even begun studying yet... shit... I'm screwed, unless I grab a bok and look nerdy within the next several minutes. Oh, and the science exam too. And the English and Geometry on Tuesday. Crap!!!

Well, at least I got an A on the French exam. I've probably failed the Gym exam (what the fuck does "routing a fly ball" mean?) , though I had a dream that i got a B- on that - but that was just a dream.

Whoever is reading this - I DO look like a freak while obsessing about my grades, don't I? Especially the gym grade. If I fail it and do well in everything else, then teachers wil think I am a ботан. Not really. Well, sort of. Maybe.

But I'm really not that smart. Though compared to some of YOU, I am the pinnacle of teenage intelligence, because all you people ever do is party, text-message, and get make-overs. You care too much about your appearance and not enough about your education - and that makes ME mentally superior, because I would pick a good grade over a good hairstyle ANY DAY.

John Deacon and Roger Taylor would make the IDEAL couple...

Photographical Evidence

Oh, what now, huh?

The best way to get one's anger out is to write fake notes to all the people she hates, in which she tells people what she really thinks of them, and then not send them the notes. So, here I go...

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Whoo, that felt liberating...

I looked all over Google for pictures of random people in the rain - but the best I could find was a man painting something and a man holding an umbrella over an upright bass. And I realised that this is the best picture there ever was (not counting the one I am about to attach to the entry). Is it love at first sight? I don't know... but I know that I am keeping it.

Настроение сейчас - I hate my peers

It's strange how one gets certain urges to write and write and write as soon as one gets a diary online. She just wants people to read and comment her and sign up to be her ПЧ.

Well, I, frankly, don't care. I don't really care that much who reads me or for what purpose... I just needed a way to get it all out of me, that's all. So if anyone wants to read - welcome. If not... I really don't care.

I can just say that I don't plan on reading anyone, not yet anyway.

I dream to live in rainy London