Interview.

- Hi, our today guest is Alexandr Maslyakov, he is well known at Russia. Hi, Alex!
- Hi, Freak Times!
- So, what you can tell us about KVN? What is it? Was is das? Qu'est-ce-que c'est?
- KVN is a Russian humor TV show where Russian student teams compete by giving funny answers to questions, improvisations, prepared sketches.
- Fuck it! You're sayin at wikipedia.org language! I will give you a second attempt.
- THANK YOU!
- You're welcome
- Look this video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-JO2RzEKVF8 it's kvn classics.
- Ok.
- Look this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tJPrKIX2wo it's classics too.
- Ok.
- Look this video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=YnWty3Gd95o we love jokes with famous.
- Ok.
- Look this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=l2jpQbTmDxo this is clasics too, but with new ideas.
- Ok.
- Look this video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=LgJfDCvocsw this is example of a briiliant sense of humour.
- Ok. One minute, please, i should look through the window.
*Looking through the window*

- You know, our time is off, my dad is here to pick up and to buy a new fashion clothes to me!
- It's Ok, Sylvia, good bye!
- Good bye, Alex! It was Sylvia Saint for Freak Times.

Leisure.

Do you want to download all series of South Park and Futurama, russian and english versions? Yes? So you should find a link and information of login/pass at this line!
Do you want to download a trip hop set, mixed by dj Alex Mizzel at 2006? Yes? So you should find a link at this line!
Do you want to have a Mac Os X Tiger at your computer, and also get a wonderful design of your pc? So buy it!

Freak Times, from Day to Day.

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People. *

Hi, my name is Kate Moss, i gonna tell you smth.
I fucked around Belstaff


I fucked around Burberry


I fucked around Christian Dior


I fucked around Long Champ


I fucked around Louis Vuitton


I fucked around Mia Shvili


I fucked around Versache


I fucked around Vogue


I fucked around many others


I fucked around this man


Bye bye ;)

Leisure.
Wanna Windows Vista? Fuck me!
Wanna wonder? Fuck me!
Wanna movie with Johnny Depp and Al Pachino together? Fuck me for first CD, Fuck me for second CD
Wanna be beatiful? Fuck me!
Wanna know who is Petr Mamonov and what does he thinking about orange revolution? Fuck me!

Video.
CLICK*.The best 8bit/psycho/electro video ever.*CLICK

Music Hall.


1. Majori Boys
2. Music for Girls
3. Bubble Gum
4. Mistake
5. Night Temptation
6. Pink Color
7. Velvet Season
8. Mercedes W107




* Sorry, but Freak Times dont give a fuck how much space this post will take at your friend lent.

Freak Times, from Day to Day.

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ALARM! AHTUNG! ATTENTION! ATTENZIONE!

- I will miss you... (Sylvia Saint)
- Oh my god! Kill Them all! Fuckin Bush! I can help! Really! AARRRRRGGGGHHH (Hulk Hogan)
- Hello! (Elvis Presley)
- Hmmm... (Viktor Onopko)
- Fuckn American dirty dogs! (Hunter Thompson)
- Hi, Viktor! What's going on? (Sergey Ovchinnikov)


_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

School of life heading.
Are you ready for summer? No? So you should read THIS!
You was cheated? Yes? So you should read THIS!
Are you scared? Yes? So you should read THIS!
Your life is boring? Yes? So you should read THIS!

_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Music Hall.

Happy New Year!
Stereo Sushi Vol.9: Sashimi
Disco Kandi: A Glittering Selection Of Deliciously Stylish House Music
Various Artists - Kiss Does Funky House
Various - Fantazia: Club Classics (3CD Digipack)
For download all this stuff, you shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooould..... wait while oxyshare.com resume their work!
bwahahaha!


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Freak Times, from Day to Day.

LI 5.09.15

Do YOU want to know, what music she likes?

Freak Times, Music.

LI 5.09.15

- WHAT IS IT? CARL??? What ARE YOU DOING??
- DND.
- WHAT??? CARL, you are masterbating at your PC!
- Fuck off, It's new FREAK TIMES!
*1 minute later*
- MMmm!!!
- ArrrggGGhhh!!



- Hi, Hulk! We've been watching you all this time, how are you? What re you doing now?
- Hi, Freak Times! You know, i understood, that im drama actor and now I'm working at my new film, I'll show you a poster!
*Poster of new Hulk Hogan's film*

- Wow! It's great!
- Of corse it's great! It's me! Huuuuulk Hoooooogan!! Arrgggghhh!!!
- Ok, Ok, but stop growling, don't spit on me!
- AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
- Ok, we will have a break on advertise, meanwhile Huuuuulk Hooooogan (hi-hi-hi) will calm down.
*Advertise*

- Ok, Hulk, tell us about your wife.
- Mmmm.. Ok. You know, my wife is AAAARGGGGHHHH!!!! Oh no! It's again! AAAARRRRRRRGRGGGGGHHH!!! I cant stop it! AAARRRGGGGGRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
- ... Im fully in slavers.
- AAAARRGGGGGGHHH...!...! Khmmm... So, my wife AAAAAARRGGRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
- FUCK YOU, HULK HOGAN! YOU ARE IDIOT! GET OUT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!! AAAAARRRRGHHHH!
*Fucking Hulck Hogan*

It's not the end! Now It's SENSATION!


- It was Freak Times and Hulk Hogan! See ya!


To listen final Music. Click me and go home.

Freak Times, Investigation.

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Hey
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you ever heard of Jesus Christ? Well, He's heard of you! And
He wants you to have all the cool toys your parents are too
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you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves!
And Jesus has got your back, because He is your
homeboy!  If you've never heard of
Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite
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very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation
2! 

We here at Landover Baptist Church work
full-time as servants of Jesus Christ, and He's told us
about you and your predicament. He's also given us special
instructions on how He wants us to deliver a new PlayStation
2 to your house.  It's as easy as 1-2-3! 
Understand, Jesus cares WAY more about you than your
parents EVER will!  They will never love
you as much as Jesus loves you! Always remember that. 
If you hate your parents because they didn't get you a PlayStation
2 for Christmas, He completely
understands! He is totally down with that!  In fact, lucky for you, in order to
follow Him, you are actually required to hate your
parents!  

"If any man
come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot
be my disciple."  - The Lord
Jesus Christ   (Luke 14:26)

Pretty cool, huh? So, if you hate your
parents, you are already halfway to becoming a True
Christian™!  Congratulations! 

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what you need to do to get your free Play Station 2:

1.  Tell Jesus
that you hate your parents, and that you'd rather have
Him for your Daddy.  Ask Him to forgive your
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complimentary Grand Theft Auto 3 game!). 

2. 
Find one
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even better!)

3.  Call our
church office and we will provide you with simple
instructions on how to use your parents' credit card
to charge a love offering over the phone. Don't worry
if you can't find a credit card.  We can teach
you how to use one of your daddy's checks to do an
automatic draft withdrawal (which will get you free
shipping and an extra game disk!)

Please
note:  If your parents ask you where you
got your new PlayStation 2, just tell them that your Lord
and Savior, Jesus Christ, delivered it to you via the U.S.
Postal Service in exchange for your soul. 

Still NOT SURE? 
Here's More:

from http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Freak Times, Surfing.

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***********************************************
Oh my God! They are arrested! Click me!
***********************************************

- Hi, my name is Sylvia Saint, i have smth for you.
- God bless you, Sylvia!
- Mmmm... Ok. Mmmm... You kn..
- God bless you, Sylvia!
- Mmmm... fuck... i dont know what to say...
- GOD BLESS YOU, SYLVIA! I WANT MY PRESENT NOW!!!
- Fuck... Ok. So... My name is Sylvia, and what is yours? Can you send me a photo at sylviasaint@yandex.ru ?
- *Sending*
- *Downloading* Ok, lets have a look!
*Applause*
- Oh my God! IS IT YOU???
*A picture below*

- Yes.
- Ok, Mr. Space Walk Man. Now you can download some MP3! IT'S FREE! 100% FREE! Make me high!
- Im making a First friction...
- Oh No! Your penis is very small! Go away, Mr. Space Walk Man!
- Ok.
- Bye.
- Bye.

Fuckin Space Walk Man! No more music today!

Freak Times, Sex by icq with Freak Times Music Hall.

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MUSIC HALL.
play:
Peaches -> Fatherfucker (2003) -> I Don't give a ...
say:
You know
I wanna tell you something
I wanna tell you something
You know what?

I don't give a damn about my reputation
I don't give a fuck!
I don't give a fuck! I don't give a fuck!
I don't give a fuck! I don't give a fuck!

I don't give a damn about my reputation
You know what else?
I don't give a shit! I don't give a shit!
I don't give a shit! I don't give a shit!
(I don't give a damn about my reputation)

I don't give a fuck! I don't give a fuck!
I don't give a fuck! I don't give a fuck!
I don't give a fuck! I don't give a fuck!
I don't give a fuck! I don't give a fuck!

I don't give a damn about my reputation
I don't give a shit! I don't give a shit!
I don't give a shit! I don't give a shit!
I don't give a shit! I don't give a shit!
I don't give a shit!

I don't give a damn about my reputation
Fuck, shit
Fuck, shit
Fuck, shit
Fuck, shit

I don't give damn, I don't give damn
I don't give damn, I don't give damn
I...Don't...Give...A...Damn...

Accept Christ ang get Free Sony Plastation 2!

Freak Times, Music.

LI 5.09.15

ART PAGE.
Ladies and gentlemen! Sit down, pull out dicks from your ears and listen to music of poems!

There was an Old Man of Peru,
Who never knew what he should do;
So he tore off his hair,
And behaved like a bear,
That intrinsic Old Man of Peru.

by Edward Lear

Now you can put dicks back to ears.

MUSIC HALL.
Who will find this album in .mp3 the first - will get 1 kg of sweets!

Sing with us this beautiful song!
We are living
In an age
Where the pursuit of all values other than
MONEY, SUCCESS, FAME, GLAMOUR
Has either been discredited
Or destroyed.
MONEY, SUCCESS, FAME, GLAMOUR
MONEY, SUCCESS, FAME, GLAMOUR
MONEY, SUCCESS, FAME, GLAMOUR
La-la-la-la.
Refr.: I lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ve Macauley Culkin!
I wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-nt Macauley Culkin! (x286)


NEWS
AGGGGGRRRRRRRHHHH!
В ночь с субботы на воскресенье, жители домов 5* по Ленинскому пр. и дома xxx по ул. Губкина, могли слышать душераздирающие вопли, основной эпицентр которых пришёлся на двор, организованный расположением этих двух жилых блоков. Причины звуков и большого синего свечения пока не установлены, ведутся раскопки, на место происшествия вызваны уфологи и продавцы контрацептивов. Если вы знаете что-либо об этих являениях, незамедлительно сообщите в редакцию Freak Times.


VIDEO
The winner in nomination "The worst film in XX century" Iiiiiissssssssss....
It iissssssssss....

Freak Times, Daily.

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- What the fuck?
- Fuck is an English word which, when used literally as a verb, means "to engage in sexual intercourse". It is generally considered offensive and one of the most vulgar words in the English language and a swear word. It is sometimes referred to as the f-word. The origin of the word may be Germanic, originating from the German "Ficken", which means "to strike".

It is unclear whether the word had always been considered vulgar, and if not, when it first started to be considered vulgar. Some evidence indicates that in some English-speaking locales it was considered acceptable as late as the 17th century meaning "to strike" or "to penetrate"[1]. Other evidence indicates that it may have become vulgar as early as the 16th century in England. The etymology (origin) of the word is uncertain (see below).

In contemporary usage, the versatility of the word is such that it can be used as a verb (to fuck), noun (a fuck), adjective (fucking), adverb (this car won't fucking drive), interjection (where the fuck did this come from?), or an exclamation (Fuck!). Fuck is also one of the few words in standard English commonly used as an infix, as in "absofuckinglutely" and "infuckingcredible", along with several other expletive infixes.
- Oh my god. Shoot him !!!
Boom! Headshot.
- Thanks.
*Applause*

Freak Times, Interview.

LI 5.09.15

Cinema Hall
Golden Palm Stick Awards presents you Bolek and Lelik: Pursuit! Click and you will be in safety!

Music Hall
First friction
Second friction
Third friction
Good bye. (-50$)

Freak Times, All a man needs.

LI 5.09.15

For eyes...
..............................................................................................................................

..............................................................................................................................
For ears...
Oh my god! It's Carl Cox! Click me and then fuck yourself! Click! Fuck! Click! Fuck!
..............................................................................................................................

Freak Times, Art.

LI 5.09.15

- Hi, my name is B******n. Tell me your story.
- Родился на цлице Герцена. В гастрономе номер 22. Известный экономист. По призванию своему - библиотекарь. в народе - колхозник. в магазине - продавец. в экономике - так сказать, необходим. это, так сказать, система в составе 120 единиц. Фотографируете мурманский полуостров и получаете ТЕ-ЛЕ-ФОН и бухгалтер работает по другой линии, по линии библиотека. то не воздух будет! А академик будет! Ну вот можно сфотографировать мурманский полуостров, можно стать воздушным асом, можно стать воздушной планетой - ибудешь уверен, что эту планету примут по учебнику! Значит на пользу физики пойдет одна планета. величина, оторванная в область дипломатии, дает свои колебания на всю дипломатию. а илья муромец дает колебания только на семью на свою. Спичка в библиотеке работает. В кинохроники ходит зажигать кинохроники большой лист. В библиотеке маленький лист разжигает. Огонь будет вырабатываться гораздо легче, чем учебник крепкий. а крепкий учебник будет весомее чем гастроном на улице Герцене. А на улице Герцена будет расщепленный учебник. тогда учебник будет проходить через улицу Герцена, через гасроном номер 22 и замещаться по формуле экономического единства. Вот в магазине 22 она может расщепиться, экономика, на экономистов, на диспетчеров на продавцов, на культуру торговли, так что в эту сторону двинется экономика. библиотека двинется в сторону 120 единиц, которые будут предмет укладывать на предмет. 120 единиц предметов. электрическая лампочка горит от 120 кирпичей, потому что структура у неё похожа... так сказать, на кирпич. илья муромец работает на стадионе "динамо". Илья муромец работает у себя дома. вот конкретная дипломатия. открытая дипломатия - то же самое. ну берём телевизор, вставляем в мурманский полуостров, накручиваем там все время, черный хлеб, так что же будет муромец что ли вырастать илья муромец что ль будет вырастать из этого?
- I don't now.
- Пока.
- Bye.

Freak Times, Interview.

LI 5.09.15

phone call, road trip, police, cash, count me, sort over me, hello, bluetooth, dolce&gabbana, weed lights, parliament lights under cover, guns, man-to-man defence, connections, road trip, statistics. I love my work very much even at sunday!

Freak Times, Daily.

LI 5.09.15

Hey!
Gotta gоtta pay back!! (The big payback)
Revenge!!
I'm mad (The big payback)
Gоt tо get back!
Need some get back!! Pay Back! (The big payback)
That's it!! Payback!!! Revenge!!!
I'm mad!!

Get down with my girlfriend, That ain't right!!
Hоllarin' cussin', you wanna fight
Payback is a thing yоu gotta see
Brоther do any damn thing tо me

Sold me out, for chump change (yes yоu did!!)
Told me that they, they had it all arranged
Yоu handed me dоwn, and thats a fact
Nоw you're pumped, You gоtta get ready For the big payback!! (the big payback!!)
That's where I am, the big payback (the big payback!!)

I can dо wheelin', I can do dealin' (yes yоu can!!) But I don't dо no damn squealin'
I can dig rappin', I'm ready!! I can dig scrappin'
But I can't dig that backstabbin' (Oh No!!)

The brother get ready!! Thats a fact!!
Get ready yоu Mother,
Fоr the big payback (The big Payback!!)
Let me hit 'em hit'em!! Hey Hey!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tооk my money, you gоt my honey
Dоn't want me to see what yоu doing tо me
I got to get back I gotta deal with yоu!! [x4]
Hey let me tell ya!!
Get down with my wоman, that ain't right! Yоu hоllarin' and cussin', you wanna fight!!
Don't dо me no darn favоr,
I don't knоw karate, but I know KA-RAZY!!!! (yes we dо!!)

Get ready thats a fact, Get ready you
Mother for the big payback (the big payback!)
Hey!! I'm a man! I'm a man! I'm a sоn of a man,
but dоn't they tell ya then hоp again
Get ready fоr the big payback (the big payback!!) Hit 'em again!!
Get ready I need it, I need a hit again!! Say it once [x2]
Hit 'em again!! (the big payback!!)
Sold me оut for chump change
Said my wоman had it all arranged
Tryin' to make a deal, she wants tо squeal But I had my boys оn her heals
Saw me comin', told a lie
Went down like yоu wanted to cry
I dоn't care what she dоes, she'll be dоin' just like she was
Take your kids and raise them up,
Somebоdy think I have a right to be tоugh
Take her, take that woman, it's оne place she found
Just run that mоther out of town!!
Gоt to get up!! Gоt tо get up, get оut!! [x2]
I'm mad!! I want revenge,
I want revenge (the big payback!!)
I want revenge [x3] (the big payback!!)
Give me those hits!! I want some hits!!
I need thоse hits, hit me!!

Freak Times, Music.

LI 5.09.15

Ознакомтесь с волнующими всех вопросами из раздела деструктивной математики.

Вопрос 1: Гарри Поттер трахает Рона. Гермиона трахает Гарри Поттера. Трахаются ли Рон и Гермиона?
__За правильный ответ: 2 очка

Вопрос 2: Профессор Снейп трахает Гермиону. Гермиона трахает Гарри Поттера. Гарри Поттер трахает Рона. Профессор Снейп и Рон - педики?
__За правильный ответ: 4 очка

Вопрос 3: Хагрид трахает Хогвартс. Животные трахают Хагрида. Хагрид не трахает животных. Рон трахается с крысой. Гермиона - зоофилка?
__За правильный ответ: 6 очков

Вопрос 4: Дамблдора трахает феникс. Когда феникс не трахает Дамблдора, Дамблдор трахает своей рукой свою бороду. Феникс трахает Дамблдора всегда. Когда феникс умирает, Дамблдор трахает феникса и он оживает. Любят ли друг друга и хорошо ли вместе Дамблдору и фениксу?
__За правильный ответ: 10 очков.

Вопрос 5: Докажите, что в Хогвартсе секса нет.
__За правильный ответ: 15 очков.

За правильные ответы на 4 вопроса, вы можете быть зачислены на дневное отделение Хогвартса.

Freak Times, Leisure.

LI 5.09.15

Be ready.