The Tossers - Whiskey Makes Me Crazy

Среда, 28 Октября 2009 г. 19:14 + в цитатник

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Вдогонку пропагандистской статейке о The Tossers, песня с последнего альбома, One Fine Spring Evening (2008), коротенькая, но забойная песня, совсем в стиле Тоссерсов - без излишеств, даже без электрогитары, однако хочется вскочить, осушить 0,5 Jameson за один заход, но не умереть, а просто зарубиться в чаду угара. Текст, кстати, тоже забавный и в стиле.

I put my shoes on backward on the way out to a dance
Then I had to go back home cause I forgot my pants
I bought my love a ring and I professed my love of course
We were not yet married and she wanted a divorce

Stout it makes you thick, and it makes you thin and lazy
Irish whiskey drives me nuts whiskey makes me crazy

I curled up with my wife after I'd gone to wet my throat
Then I woke up in the stall all curled up with the goat
My friends do not invite me anymore for anything
Cause I stumble round their houses all upending everything

My mother used to beat me she would beat me black and blue
Now I have a wife and sure she's beating on me too
I once had a job and you could say that I was skilled
But it's off now to Christina's place to go get fucking drilled