1.Question: If you could live forever - would you and why?
Answer:"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because, if we were supposed to livew forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever"
Miss Alabama in 1994 Miss USA contest.

2. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey

3. "Researches has discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researches also discovered other simalarities between two, but can't remember what they are." Mat Lauer on NBC's Today Show, August 22

4. "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was a fail to comply with the law." David Dinkins, New-York City Mayor answering accusations that he faild to pay his taxes.

5. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." Brooke Shields, during an interview to become a spokeperson for a federal antismoking compaign.
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6. "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." Jason Kidd up on his drufting to Dallas Maveiks.

7. "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of the subpoenaed documents.

8. "China is a big country, inhabited buy meny Chinese." Former French President, Charles de Gaulle

9. "Outside of the killings Washington has one of the lawest crime rates in the country." Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

10. "It isn't polluttion thats harming the environment. Its the impurities in our air and watter that are doing it." Former U.S. vice president, Dan Quayle