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USA, gun shop. Man (M) goes in, and immediately points at .44 magnum revolver and says "i want this one". Gunshop clerk © asks him "what for, sir? it is rather powerful gun".
(M) "i want to shoot 'cans"
© "cans, sir? then you'd better buy that (points at .22LR revolver)"
(M) "no, i want that! (points at .44)"
© "sir, but what cans you want to shoot with that monster?"
(M) "what cans? many: afri-cans, mexi-cans, puertori-cans..."