"Hi honey, this is Daddy...is your Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"
After a brief pause Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Oh Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with
Mommy, right now!"
"Uh Okay then......here's what I want you to do.
Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the
bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that
Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay Daddy!"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no
clothes on and ran around screaming, then she
tripped over the rug and went flying out the front
window and now she's all dead.
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he
was all scared and he jumped out the back window
into the swimming pool....but he must have forgotten
that last week you took out all the water to clean
it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all
really dead too."
*** long pause ***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 2223039?
"No! This is 2223093" the little girl said.
"Ooooppss....sorry wrong number!"
