If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."

"Gentlemen prefer bonds."

"We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure."

"If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem."

"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

"Money is something you have to make in case you don't die."

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."

"If God only gave me a clear sign; like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss bank."

"I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse."

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."

"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock."

"To make a long story short, there's nothing like having a boss walk in."