i have a crush on a guy from the face book
oh Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr

bad bad day, i hate my job
considering to do study abroad program

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

When you own your own business, you only have to work half a day. You can do anything you want with the other twelve hours.

"Office Hours: 2 to 2:15 every other Wednesday."

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? "We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." "I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." "Gentlemen prefer bonds." "We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure." "If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem." "Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." "Money is something you have to make in case you don't die." "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." "If God only gave me a clear sign; like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss bank." "I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse." "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." "In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock." "To make a long story short, there's nothing like having a boss walk in."

went to the dinner w/ my boss to have pancakes w/ banana ? walnuts and syrop yam

let me just spell it
G-R-E-A-T D-A-Y
mock interview was awsome

wow , what a day
first have to congratulate myslef on this big step in my life!
Yeah baby!
America!
and this man, who was like a dog walking behind me constantly....man...he got on my nerves.......why did i take pictures w/ him????
why did i give him my phone number AND my email
and my date of birth and my full name
what didn't i give him??
my virginity?
anyway.....
dont' what to hear from him .....not about him, not about his cloth factory....

Оптимисты учат английский, пессимисты - китайский, а реалисты - автомат Калашникова

Из объяснительной: ... После чего допрашиваемый долго и упорно бился лицом о сапог следователя...

Два незнакомых человека договариваются о встрече: - Я предлагаю встретиться у метро "Парк культуры" в 8 утра в понедельник. Как вы будете выглядеть? - Плохо...

Приходит к сексопатологу пациент: - Доктор, по-моему, я ГЕЙ! Доктор его спрашивает: - Вы что, телезвезда? - Да, нет вроде. - Тогда может быть модельер? - Нет, и не модельер... - Тогда, может быть, в балете танцуете? - Нет... - Тогда какой же Вы гей? Вы обыкновенный пидор!

Женщина на приеме у стoматолога мужского пола. Лежит на кресле, рот в заморозке, докотор что-то старательно сверлит. Тут у пациентки начинает разрываться мобильник. После пятого звонка врач не выдерживает, бешено хватается за трубку: - Алле!!! - Алее!!! (тоже мужской голос) Врач: - Ты кто??!!! М.Г.: - МУЖ!!!! Врач: - Слушай, муж, я щас кончу, она сплюнет и перезвонит!!!

"red cars get the most # of tickets for speeding"
no wonder i always dreamed of a RED car w/ cute red shoes and suit to go w/ it..............learning something new about my personality
green color - makes you tell the truth, thats why at the police stations all walls colored green and green light lamps on the table
pink color - makes men weeker
note : never dress up ALL in pink

and the most interesting thing i learned today in my mngnt class:
The history of Plumbing and toilets - Sir Thomas Crapper !The man who invented/improved toilet flush!
Love his last name!

peter is leaving the office :-(( sad
my boss doesn't show up :-(
went to a doctor , i still can't get rid of my dandruff problem (he said it got even worse)
met cute guy from tech department at work :-))
tired as dog

wanted to go to the group interview w/ morgan stanley after i ran into andrew today ,i kind of changed my mind.....cause seeing him twice in 1 day is more than enough,.. and i guess he definately will be there.....
besides i run into computer lab and they were out of resume print paper! its a SIGN , definately it's a sign!!
so i decide not to go.......
missed my work today b/c went to have lunch w/ qina.......
i can't believe the NEW GIRL called ME to ask if i am comming to work or not...........
saw my com prof , talked onside........she was happy to see me......
saw my counselor.......she was happy to see me also
:-)
finally, i am going home!

life is great
i got everything than i need
i love comming home after a long hard work day and have a delicious dinner w/ my whole family

It is officially mine 21st Birthday!
*YEAH*

i am currently reading The Handbook of Fixed Income Securities by Frank J. Fabozzi which is more than 1000 pages long
impressive

tomorrow is my bday and i am 1 day away from becoming legal:-))

"The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible." -- Bernard Baruch

never say no, it sounds like "i don't give a shit about it"
always say i am not sure but if you want me i will look it up or find out
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that way your boss/colleague will count on you and respect you for hard work
or
working hard = hardly working
its all about impression and connections

first day at my internship
* YEAH BABY *
AND I LOVE IT
who would guess?
my com prof was so right! internship is what I need! Thank you darling....
note to myslef: go see the prof and thank her!
its an exellent opportunity
I get to know rich succesful ppl
got to know a lot about my major
i even got my own desk w/ a computer
YES, BABY , CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
besides working , he also teaches me about mkt and bus
and i love it
its great
yeah!
i just hope i can handle it -emotionaly! (its a taught area)