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"Что-то часто последнее время у электронных продюсеров жесткие диски с музыкой стали пропадать. Может, появился новый вид пиратства, сочетающий в себе современные представления о деятелях этой незаконной отрасли и давно забытые традиции морских пиратов? Теперь они берут ди-джеев абордажем.

Настоящий хамелеон techno Matthew Dear, справляя свой день рождения, играл сет в Бруклинском Galapagos Art Space в этот уикэнд, когда какой-то хулиган нагло украл винчестер, с которого ди-джей в это время играл. Вот чудеса!

Согласно посту в блоге Brookyln Vegan, на мониторе Dear увидел «внезапно появившееся сообщение, говорящее о том, что его жесткий диск не найден». Уверенный в обратном артист не поверил своим глазам. Сожаление о сорванном выступлении распространилось по танцполу, но сет пришлось остановить.
После сообщения о потерянном лэптопе Calvin Harris’а мы посочувствовали музыканту, а после новости о краже жесткого диска у Matthew хотелось бы призвать музыкантов и ди-джеев быть осмотрительнее и беречь свою музыку от жадных рук хулиганов. "
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В переполненном автобусе маленький малыш оживленно разговаривает со стоящей рядом монахиней. Мама малыша при выходе из автобуса благодарит монахиню за то, что она проявила такое отношение к ее малышу и спрашивает:
- Он вас, надеюсь, не обидел ничем?
- Да нет, что вы! У вас прекрасный малыш! Только объясните ему, пожалуйста, что я не пингвин. Мне, к сожалению, это не удалось...

Психиатрическая лечебница. Один пациент говорит: "Бог послал меня на Землю, чтобы я кое-что здесь подправил". Вмешивается второй: "Нет, ты ошибаешься, это меня Бог послал на Землю". Третий кричит: "Вы оба врете, это я посланник Божий". Четвертый их послушал и пожал плечами: "Не понимаю, из-за чего вы ссоритесь. Никого я на Землю не посылал".

Встретив местного священника на одном из своих приёмов, известный в этом городе воротила подчёркнуто
сказал ему:
- Вы, наверное, заметили, святой отец, что я не хожу в вашу церковь?
- Да, я это заметил, и сожалею, - ответил тот.
- А не хожу я в церковь потому, что туда ходит много лицемеров.
- О, пусть это вас не смущает, - улыбнулся священник, - В нашей церкви всегда найдётся местечко еще для одного.

- Мама, мама, а правда, что программы, когда их деинсталлируют, попадают на небо, и там их устанавливают на большом-большом компьютере, который никогда-никогда не зависает?

Прогуливается Адам в саду. К нему подходит Бог и говорит:

- Я бы хотел сотворить для тебя помощницу. Она будет всегда
любить тебя и уважать. Никогда не будет прекословить. Всегда
будет тебе послушной и вкусно готовить. Она сделает тебя еще
более счастливым и будет ежедневно восхищаться тобой. Но,
для этого тебе надо будет пожертвовать своей левой ногой.

- А что я смогу получить за одно ребро? - спросил Адам.

...Конец этой истории известен всем.

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