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Понедельник, 10 Декабря 2012 г. 15:39 + в цитатник

An over-smart tourist was traveling by boat in Hong Kong.
he asked the boatman "Do you know how all life on earth came from the sea?"
Boatman: "No!"
Tourist: "Do you know Biology?"
Boatman: "No, Not much!"
Tourist: "Do you know anything about Psychology, Geography, or Geology?"
Boatman: "No"
Tourist: "Really!! Then What the hell do you know, do you want to die of illiteracy!"
After sometime, the boat started to sink, so the boatman asked the tourist :
Boatman: "Do you know Swimology & Escapology?"
The scared Tourist: "No!! why??"
Boatman: "Really!! Well you will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Bodiology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology".

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