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Things not to say to a cop

, 26 2012 . 10:00 +

Top 10 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over

I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand.

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that’s how far they are ahead of me.

Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

 

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Laws of Education

, 11 2012 . 16:13 +

Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab.
Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.
Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab.
Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab.
and, most importantly,
Don't LISTEN to anything in a philosophy department.

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, 26 2012 . 15:00 +

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, 22 2011 . 12:02 +

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Cambridge ESOL Exams

, 16 2011 . 19:32 +

One and a half million people in 135 countries take Cambridge exams every year. There are five General English exams, sometimes called the "Cambridge Main Suite."

Level 1 Elementary
KET (Key English Test)
Level 2 Pre-Intermediate
PET (Preliminary English Test)
Level 3 Upper Intermediate
FCE (First Certificate in English)
Level 4 Lower Advanced
CAE (Certificate in Advanced English)
Level 5 Upper Advanced
CPE (Certificate of Proficiency in English)
*FCE, CAE and CPE have five grades, A-E, of which A-C are passes.

Cambridge also has an academic exam, the IELTS (International English Language Testing System). IELTS is recognized by universities and colleges, as well as employers, immigration authorities and professional bodies. The exam has listening, reading, writing and speaking components. For the reading and writing, students can choose between an academic and a general option. IELTS is scored on a scale of 1-9.

The six levels are A1 (Breakthrough), A2 (Waystage), B1 (Threshold), B2 (Vantage), C1 (Effective Operational Proficiency), and C2 (Mastery).

Exam Correlation at different levels:

A1: IELTS score 1-2.

A2: KET, TOEFL iBT score 32-42, IELTS score 3.

B1: PET, TOEFL iBT score 43-61, IELTS score 3.5-4.5.

B2: FCE, TOEFL iBT score 62-91, IELTS score 5-6.

C1: CAE, TOEFL iBT score 92-112, IELTS score 6.5-7.

C2: CPE, TOEFL iBT score 113-120, IELTS score 7.5-9.


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, 28 2011 . 14:59 +
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, 28 2011 . 14:46 +
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If...

, 28 2011 . 14:35 +

If you are an English learner - do you think more technology should be used in class to encourage your learning?
If you are a teacher of English - do you think your students will benefit more if you use technology more extensively?


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