A. You suck, why do I even try anymore with you?
You know why, cause its the only stupid little shot I have.
That grinds my gears, Im just going to become a lesbian because it's gotta be easier than this shit.


B. Last night was pretty kick ass, even though you did put me in a horrible mood. My little spoon made it better. 
I felt kind of bad for drunken backseat driving with Dan.


C. I want Ramen, more of it.


D. GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF. YOUR NOT EVERY GIRLS DREAM. YOUR A DOUCHE. YOU KNOW THAT REALLY WEIRD KID AT THE SCHOOL DANCE WHO THINKS HE CAN BREAK IT DOWN BUT IS JUST REALLY MAKING AN ASS OF THEMSELVES? YEAH, THATS YOU IN LIFE. I HOPE THE SCENE IS SPECTACULAR FROM YOUR VIEW OF YOUR PEDASTOL, CAUSE ITS UGLY AS ALL HELL FROM MINE.