Выражения известных людей о сексе.... (как я и говорил раньше : английский просто необходим... )
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think,
I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
~ Jerry Seinfeld
"instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
~ Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
"Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
~ Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
~ Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
~ Barbara Bush
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
~ Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
~ Billy Crystal
Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
~ Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances
for a date on Saturday night."
~ Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which
increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
~ Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
~ Camille Paglia
"Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake a whole relationship."
~ Sharon Stone
Forever in my heart, 
