The guy got lost in the Chinese forest.

For three weeks he wandered and then he saw a smoke.

He came up, looked - the house is standing on the shore of the lake.

He knocked, the old
man opened
ore  it to him and asked: - What do you need?    

The man
answers: - For three weeks, as I almost did not eat anything, did not sleep.

Will you shelter me for the night?
The old Chinese man says: - Only under one condition.

Stay away from my granddaughter.
The tired and starving man readily agrees.
- Tomorrow morning my leg will not be here.
"Okeyushki," says the Chinese, "but if I caught you with my granddaughter,

I will subject you to three of the most terrible Chinese tortures. -
Yes, yes, - the man agrees, thinking to himself that,

they say, what an attractive girl there will live in such a wilderness all her life.

When we got together for dinner, the man was stunned by the beauty of the girl.

He had not seen this for a long time. And the girl, except for the passing monks and grandfather, and the man had never
seen.

Well, they sit, they shoot each other with their eyes.

In short, he sat her off that night in all his health.

Crawls into his room slowly and thinks:

- Yes, for such bliss I will withstand any torture.

He wakes up in the morning from a heaviness in his chest.

He looks, and on his chest a huge stone lies and on it it is written:
- The first Chinese torture is a stone on your chest.
- Is it torture, - the man smiled and, approaching the window,

threw a stone out the window, at
the last moment having time to read on the back of the stone:

- The second Chinese torture - the stone is tied to your right egg!!
The man, seeing that the stone is already in flight and you will not catch it, jumps out the window.

On the outside of the
window, he manages to read:

- The third Chinese torture - your left egg is tied to the bed...

 

Moral: Before use, read the
instructions carefully. .


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