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Robert says:
we need to talk young lady we really need to talk
Elena says:
And what about we will tolk?
Robert says:
the birds and the bees
Robert says:
Second thought you should have that conversation with your mother
Robert says:
i will tell you about boys
Elena says:
I've learnt it on the byalogikak classes
Robert says:
byalgikak classes?
Robert says:
biology
Elena says:
yes
Robert says:
did your mother have that talk with you yet
Elena says:
many years ago
Robert says:
ooo good i gave my daughter a special present when we had that talk
Elena says:
i can guess
Robert says:
yes what do you think it was ?
Elena says:
a good advice "never even tolk with aboys"
Robert says:
no was not advice
Robert says:
it is what Knights from the crusades put on there wives before leaving for several months
Elena says:
lol
Robert says:
and i kept the key
Robert says:
of course she threaten me with death for several days afterwards
Elena says:
poor girl
Robert says:
so i took it off and met all of her dates or boyfriends at the door with a shot gun in my hand and i did not shave for several days before i meant them or combed my hair, it worked very well