Брось телевизор, компьютер и шприц, читай "Гаррі Поттер і напівкровний принц"

A lesson for all us guys I suppose. The chicks dig men who kill people for money, damn I knew I should have studied that in college.


____________



— Oh Vera. How are you still single?



— maybe it's the thermal undies?

____________

oh I am a lot of fun....just not for you
oh good god did I just quote Anita Blake?

someone please point me to the closest chemical shower facility




___________

Had to change my shorts twice for that news.

WEFASRVGFIOUAWEHGIOJAERHIOUFHWERIOPG
\\\\\\\\SEBHSTR
H
STRH
TNJSTRHJNSRYNMJ



Is that positive or negative gibberish?



Positive.

I speak fluent fangirl.



____________________





Dave will you have my babies?


Sorry, not hungry.


Maybe later?