Men Vs. Women Jokes |
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|A family went to a hospital, where one of their relatives would be having |
|a brain transplant. One of the relatives asked, "What will the cost of a |
|new brain be?" The doctor replied, "A female brain costs $25,000 and a |
|male brain costs $50,000." The men smirked, but one of the females asked, |
|"Why is that, doctor?" "Well," the doctor replied," the female brain is |
|less because it has been used." |
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|"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked after folding items the woman |
|wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier |
|noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always|
|carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked. "No," she replied. "But my |
|husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most |
|evil thing I could do to him." |
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|A man who was just married was flying to the Florida Keys for a business |
|trip. His new bride was to accompany him the next day. When he got there |
|he E-mailed his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sent|
|the E-mail he miss-typed the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose |
|husband has recently passed away, receives the E-mail. She reads it, |
|screams, and faints. Hearing her grandmother's cry, the widow's |
|18-year-old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on|
|with a message. It reads: |
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|Dear love, |
|Just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can't wait to see you.|
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|Love, |
|Me. |
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|P.S. Sure is hot down here. |
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|Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet |
|she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned |
|for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You |
|have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were |
|there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got |
|shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. |
|When my health started failing, you were still by my side. Well, now that |
|I think about it, I think you bring me bad luck!