Девушки считают,что Парни должны знать..:)
....THINGS GIRLS THINK GUYS SHOULD KNOW....
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy
listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty; get over it.
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing
something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want
relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
11. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't,
apologize.
12. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
13. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
14. We are drama queens.
15. Fashion police do exist.
16. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
17.We don't shave our legs every day; get over it.
18. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
19. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. (remember: u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)
20. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
21. We are beautiful at all times.
22. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
23. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
24. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
god........
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