Song in english. (censored)
Flashmovie.

Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore.
You used to watch me shave.
Now all you do is stare at the floor.
Oh, dear penis,... I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
a paper towel, and dirty magazine...
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed
And I think that you're the one to blame
Dear penis, I don't like you anymore....
He says:
Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore.
'cuz when you get to drinkin',
you put me places I've never been before
Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore.
Both:
Why can't we just get a grip on our
man-to-hand relationship?
and come to terms with truly how we feel...
If we put our heads together,
we;d just stay home forever.
Dear penis, I think I like you after all...
Oh, and Rodney, while you shaving'
shave my balls....

(с) Rodney Carrington