В колонках играет - nothin'Настроение сейчас - normalOK, this story might sound a little wired, but it's kinda funny at the end!! =)
Little Zachary was doing very bad in math.
> His parents had tried everything. Tutors,
> Mentors, flash cards,
> Special learning centers. In short, everything
> They could think of to help his math.
>
> Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took
> Zachary down and enrolled him
> In the local Catholic school. After the first
> Day, little Zachary came home with a very
> Serious look on his face. He
> didn't even kiss his mother
> Hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and
> Started studying. Books and papers were spread
> Out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at
> Work. His mother was amazed. She called him down
> To dinner.
>
> To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back
> To his room without a word, and in no time, he was back
> Hitting the books as hard as before. This went on
> For some time, day after day, while the mother
> Tried to understand what made all the difference.
> Finally, little Zachary brought home his report
> Card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his
> Room and hit the books. With great trepidation,
> His Mom looked at it and to her great surprise,
> Little Zachary got an "A" in math. She could no
> Longer hold her curiosity.
> She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it?
> Was it the nuns?" Little Zachary looked at her and
> Shook his head, no. "Well, then," she replied,
> Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the
> Uniforms? "WHAT WAS IT ALREADY?"
>
> Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on
> The first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to
> The plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."
A tak ya segodnya u babushki... skoro poidem v restoran, otmechat' prazdnik!! Vsem sorry za karkinki esli oni u vas ne otkrivayutsya...
Voobshe ya bila porozhina kogda eto uslishala
nu chto podelaesh!?! Ya kogda domoi pridu ispravlyu, ili hotyabi popitayus'!! Lyu!! -)
