Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here.

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real*          tea.       It's like    a syringe of   adrenaline straight    to the heart!

                           Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to.

The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?

                                           Only the insane equate pain with success.

Alice: I don't want to meet mad people...
  Cheshire Cat: But you can't help it. Everyone here is mad. I'm mad. You're mad. It's only by chance n' careful planning if you're not!
                  Alice: How do you know I'M mad?

Cheshire Cat: [disappearing]:  Because you're here, and everyone here is mad!