SOMEBODY HATES ME

I just made an enemy of someone
I don't know, and they are upset about somethin'
that I must have done, it really doesn't make much sense,
well I've got no statement in my defense

I know, no matter what, no matter who, no matter what I do, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, and I hate somebody too

did you misunderstand something that I did,
or was there one of my jokes that you didn't get,
or do you think you've got the way I think all figured out,
what did I say, to make you feel I'm not cool now?

well, I know, no matter what, no matter who, no matter what I do, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, and I hate somebody too

I know its wrong,
but I do it too,
and I guess I should say,
don't let it get to you

I know, no matter what, no matter who, no matter what I do, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, somebody hates me, and I hate somebody too,
I hate somebody too, I hate somebody too, I hate somebody too, I hate somebody too,
somebody like you

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