Попал на ресурс http://omegle.com/. Общение с иностранцами, веселая штука. С английским у меня очень хуво, но вот, что получилось:

Stranger: IM A HORNY TEEN AGER WILLING TO HAVE A DIRTY TALK
You: Ooo
You: Fuck me bay
You: be
Stranger: lets play games
Stranger: guess what im wearing
You: Ohh... you so hot
Stranger: lets beguin then
You: Lets up baby
Stranger: guess itt
You: ok///
Stranger: im getting bored you know...
You: i hope u r naked)
Stranger: not quite im wearing a VERY VERY little bra that shows ooff my nipples
Stranger: and a bunny thong
You: Oh... You so sexy
Stranger: talk to me dirty
You: BITCH!
Stranger: why
Stranger: your such an asshole im being very nice to you and you just bored me and call me a bitch
Stranger: BYE.

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