Scream thy last scream old woman with a casket,
plan, plan your pointers, point your pointers,
waddle with apples
to crunchy Mrs. Stores,
she'll be scrubbing bottles on all fours...

Scream thy last scream old woman with a casket,
fling your arms madly
old lady with a daughter,
flat top of houses, mouses, houses,
piddle and diddle sitting fat...

watching the telly till all hours, silly child
fling your arms madly
old lady with a daughter

Scream thy last scream (alternate lyrics)
Scream thy last scream old woman with a casket
Blam blam your pointers point your pointers
What'll be to crunch in your sisters
She'll be scrubbing bubbles on all fours

Scream thy last scream old woman with a casket
Fling your arms madly old lady with a daughter
Flack chap chau fauses , mouses, houses
Flittin and hittin and fittin quack quack

Watching the telly till all hours big time
Fling your arms madly old lady with a daughter

Scream thy last scream old woman with a casket
Blam blam your pointers point your pointers
What'll be coming to crunch in your sisters
She'll be scrubbing bubbles on all fours
Scream thy last scream old woman with a casket