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1. Jacob is alive. Edward is dead.
2. Jacob is warm and cuddly. Edward is an ice cube. He has to cuddle on top of the sheet just so Bella doesn’t freeze.
3. Jacob is happy and smiles all the time. Edward is moodier than a PMSing adolescent.
4. Jacob listens to Bella and compromises. Edward decides what’s good for her and dictates.
5. Jacob makes Bella happy. Edward makes Bella anxious, stupid, and obsessive.
6. Jacob and Bella have equal power in their relationship. Edward has all the power.
7. Jacob made Bella sad and confused for two weeks. Edward made Bella feel rejected and suicidally depressed for months.
8. It takes Jacob one day to apologize for making Bella miserable. It takes Edward most of a year and a whole lot of drama.
9. Bella loves Jacob for his sunny personality. Bella loves Edward cuz he smells good and looks “pretty”.
10. Jacob and Bella’s age difference is two years. Edward’s is one hundred.
11. Jacob can turn into a wolf. All Edward can do is sparkle.
12. Who honestly likes kissing a statue? They’re too cold, stiff, unresponsive, and just plain hard.
13. Jacob is perfect because he isn’t perfect. Edward is too perfect.
14. Jacob has a pimped out motorcycle. All Edward has is a stupid shiny Volvo.
15. Jacob is hilarious. Edward is just plain boring.