Аудио-запись: BOXMAN |
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"BOXMAN" So let me tell you how this all came to be, I'm doing this here rap for your safety, So all you kids, don't mess up like me, And be dis-owned, by your family. So check it, This is how it all began, I was chillin', Eatin' some raisin bran, And i descided it was time to get a tan, So i grabbed my scissors and then i ran. I forgot my house was two story tall, I missed the first step, And began to fall, What happened next, i could not recall, I was impaled by the scissors, And thats not all. I thought i could get some help on the street, I got ran over, by a F@#*&%' jeep, The rest of this mess, i will not repeat, To help keep your lunch, i've deen discreet. Booooooooox..... the boxmaaaaaaaan..... He's the boxmaaaHAAAhaaan... He's the boxmaaahaaahaaan.... He's a booooox.. He's a boxman, boxman. He's the BOX, man! I woke up in a strange location, Some dirty bum had an explanation, Apparently he had no education, He turned my body into an abomination, He said he found me on the road nearly dead, It was neccessary to fix my torso and my head, He had no human parts so he used the box instead, The news was so overwhelming that i fled. The boxmaaaaaaaaaaaan..... He's the boxmaaaHAAAhaaan... He's the boxmaaahaaahaaan.... He's a booooox.. Gangster, "Yo wassup homie, you know that boxman?" Other Gangster, "Yeah, he used to be part of my click." Gangster, "Yeah, well what about now?" Other Gangster, "I don't know, man, he can suck my..." It's hard to live with a body of cardboard, You think you can just smile and be adored, But since the accident i've always been ignored, I trust someday that my hope will be restored, I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me, But ofcourse no girl likes a guy made of tree, I get so desperate that i cry and i plea, I'd even take a fat girl to a tolerable degree, I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me, Hey, at least i ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley, If i ever wanna travel across the sea, I'd Disguise myself as a package and fly for free, Well, the Moral of the story is airfare's expensive as hell, So is the end of my tale, So long and farewell. The boxmaaaaaaaaan....... He's the boxmaaaHAAAhaaan.... He's the boxmaaahaaahaaan..... He's a booooox..... He's a booooxmaaaannna.... He's a boooooox.... The boxmaaaaaaaaan..... He's the boooooooxmaaaHAAAhaaan... He's the boooooooxmaaahaaahaaan.... He's a boooooox.... The boxmaaaaaaaaan..... He's the boooooooxmaaaHAAAhaaan... He's the boooooooxmaaahaaahaaan.... He's a boooooox.... He's a boxman, boxman... He's the BOX, man! |
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