Alice_for_Hatter (
Scrubs_in_our_hearts)
Season 8
My Jerks [8.01]
Denise: You know, it's ironic that cancer starts with 'can', because at this stage there's nothing we can do about it!
My Last Words [8.02]
Dr. Maddox: Hi, I'm trying to keep non-medical personnel from coming back in here. I'm the chief of medicine.
Jordan: I'm the chief of slag-smacking, so I'd keep moving if I were you.
Dr. Maddox: That's clever.
Jordan: That's funny, being clever's not how I got the job; smacking slags is.
My ABC's [8.05]
J.D.: I grew up on the street... No, not the hood. Sesame Street.
Denise: You called me 'Jo'...
J.D.: Oh do you not like that as a new nickname?
Denise: Just a little butch. I like banging dudes...
J.D.: I've heard that's nice...
My Cookie Pants [8.06]
J.D.: Hey, I'm glad I found you. I need your approval to cut down some lollipop trees outside the sea-monkey hut.
Denise: What are you talking about?
J.D.: These decisions have to go through you because you're the mayor of crazy town.
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[during surgery]
Turk: Elliot, Todd and I are in the middle of teaching our interns how to do an appendectomy.
Elliot: Oh please, you just cut it out and sew it up.
Turk: [to assistants] She's right actually; finish up.
Elliot: Look, Carla always says that making love with you is perfect...
Turk: [to assistants] Yeah, she did!
Elliot: ...tell me, what makes it so special... I mean, she says that you even cry sometimes.
Turk: Thank you for sharing!
The Todd: That's OK, T-Dog. If it doesn't hurt you're not doing it right.
My Lawyer's In Love [8.08]
Jack: Janice, you have one ugly baby, seewiously.
JD: [to Dr Cox] Did you teach your son to be mean to a baby?
Dr Cox: Not just any baby but your baby.
My Absence [8.09]
Carla: My husband is saying that I'm pregnant with our first child.
Dr Cox: Carla, if you're going to get upset every time your husband does something stupid then you're going to be upset every second of every minute, every minute of every hour, every hour of every day-
Carla: Stop.
Dr Cox: I was prepared to go to century.
Alice_for_Hatter (
Scrubs_in_our_hearts)
Season 8
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