If you want to send emails from a Java program, you might be tempted to use the javax.mail package, which contains objects for doing exactly that. Its a relatively straightforward API, and while its a bit verbose, thats hardly unusual for Java. You just wrap it up in a convenience function based on how you need to call it, and reuse that, right?

Well, PHP, an obviously superior language, already did that work. Theres a built-in mail function, which sends emails. It uses your php.ini file to figure out what SMTP service to use, making the parameters to the function more obvious.

Chris had a co-worker that really loved the… elegance… of PHPs solution to this problem, and thus, when they needed to send emails from Java, they did it this way:

public static void sendEmail(String log, String status) throws Exception {
        String host = "altered.host";
        //run wget
        String url = "http://" +host +"/atcoEmail.php?subject=TIS REPORT - " + status + "&body=" + log;
        String newUrl = url.replace(" ", "~");
        System.out.println(newUrl);
        Runtime.getRuntime().exec("wget -O - ".concat(newUrl).concat("> /dev/null 2>&1"));
}

And dont worry about security, this program was being run as root. What could go wrong?

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