This man, appropriately named "Boris," got tired of putting up with all of his shovel's crap, so he consigned it to a life of defending the Motherland against capitalist pigdogs. Luckily for us, he also took a boatload of pictures to document the process.

https://cheezburger.com/6823675648/man-builds-a-homemade-ak-47-out-of-an-old-shovel